Have you ever noticed that no matter what, whatever flavor of sucker you like least, you'll always grab it? That's happened to me twice in the past two days, so today I thought to myself "SELF! BLOG ABOUT IT!" So here is my blog about the stupidest sucker flavor EVER.
Banana flavored suckers. They're stupid. They don't taste like banana, they're like this fake banana-coconut-pear-ish-kind-of-thing. No body likes them. I've discovered that some sucker companies have tried to improve their disgusting banana flavored suckers by calling them "Banana Split" but they still taste the same. Do you know how hard it is to give away a sucker when it's banana flavored??
"Hey, David, you want a sucker?"
"Yeah, that'd be great!"
*hand David the sucker.*
*David glances down to read lable.*
*David makes a face*
"Uhh, no thanks. I don't like Banana."
"Hey, Mr. Brunk, do you like banana suckers?"
*Mr. Brunk makes a face of disgustion and looks at me like I'm stupid.*
"No! They're gross! I don't understand why they even make those things!"
"I know! It's stupid!"
And so I turned back to my tabel and asked around and finally someone took it. But they didn't eat it. As I sat there marvaling at how disgusting banana flavored candy is (save for Runts, of course) I announced to my possie, "I'm gonna write an article about how stupid it is to make banana flavored suckers and post it on my blog!"
I don't think any of them expected me to do it though...
*Oh, by the way, the conversations are not word for word. They're just roughly how the conversation went.*
Have a wonderful and blessed banana flavored sucker free day!
Welcome! My name is Hanna and I am currently a freshman in college, just trying to figure out this little big thing we call life. Although it isn't always what we expect, it sure beats the alternative, am I right? I love reading, music, and photography, but my true passion is writing! I've started and stopped a few projects, but I think I'm going to see my current project through. . . Maybe. I'm pretty short and absolutely adore my cat, Buddy. I'm an avid supporter of our troops and veterans and am very dedicated to other causes and charities. My favorite musician is Ryan Simpson, check him out. I love music, all kinds of music - Except bad music. I think that's all you really need to know about me. Feel free to take a look around - although this blog dates back to my 12 year old self (YIKES!) so I'd prefer it if you didn't do that.